I Know an Old Lady
I Know an old Lady who swallowed a FLY
I don’t know why, she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she’ll die!
I Know an old Lady who swallowed a SPIDER
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why, she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she’ll die!
I Know an old Lady who swallowed a BIRD
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why, she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she’ll die!
I Know an old Lady who swallowed a CAT
Think of that to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why, she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she’ll die!
I Know an old Lady who swallowed a DOG
Oh what a hog!!!! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why, she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she’ll die!
I Know an old Lady who swallowed a GOAT
Popped open her throat to swallow a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why, she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she’ll die!
I Know an old Lady who swallowed a COW
Don’t ask me how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don’t know why, she swallowed a fly,
Perhaps she’ll die!
I Know an old Lady who swallowed a HORSE
SHE DIED, OF COURSE!!!!